Author: Woody Paige
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Woody Paige: It’s time for Monforts to start anew and revamp Rox front office
In less than a century the Monfort family digressed from livestock to laughingstock. Once the proud possessors of a premier national stockyards company, the Monfort migrants from Illinois are owners of the world’s worst team in a ballyard. The Richard “Call Me” Dick Monfort’s Roxbottoms just concluded compiling 500 losses over five consecutive seasons. Monfort…
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Woody Paige: Broncos need to take advantage of opportunity in Philly
It seems like only 39 years ago that the Broncos won their only game in Philadelphia. They must repeat the feat. The Broncos whacked the Eagles, sacked quarterbacks Ron Jaworski and Randall Cunninham four times, packed running back Keith Byars for 21 yards, hacked coordinator Wade Phillips’ defense for 195 yards rushing by Sammy “Mississippi…
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Woody Paige: Broncos must shed their lackluster effort
A Broncos’ beatdown to the Cincinnati Cheaps Monday night would be unforgettable and unforgivable. A loss to the Philadelphia champs won’t get the deed done. And with a defeat to either or both of the New York/New Jersey chumps, Denver can fuhgeddaboudit. A week ago, a Simpleton Simon in a sports show said…
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Woody Paige: Words can’t express how bad the Rockies have become … or could they?
The RoxBottom Blake Street Bums will be done for, destroyed, devastated and the disgraceful dead Friday. Thank heavens, Galarraga and the 162nd last game. In five seasons, the foolish, frightful, ferocious, foul franchise will finish with more than 500 failures. “We are No. 30 and have a party deck’’ should be team slogan. The Mortified…
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Woody Paige: The 2025 NFL season kicks off with the Denver Broncos far closer to their heights than their depths
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Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save The Broncos will play their 1,001st regular-season game Sunday against the Tennessee Titans. Have a ball. Dissimilar to Broncos first general manager Dean Griffing 6½ decades ago, current GM George Paton will not be scrumming in the stadium’s south stands section for footballs kicked into…
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Woody Paige: Something must be done about Colorado’s bluff, or the Buffs will end up folding
Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save The Buffs are running a bluff. As it is now Colorado won’t win enough games to get Miss Peggy, Ralphie VII and the dedication of a season to Bill McCartney in a conference championship or any bad bowl. CU still has the wrong offensive coordinator…
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Woody Paige: Broncos should be smiling high this season
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Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Smile High, Denver. This Dusty Old Broncos Town has its most outstanding football team in 10 years. With a Horse Force defense the Broncos will win at least 11 games and at least one playoff game for the first time since the 2015 season and…
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Woody Paige: Ignore first look at ‘Bonix’; his time is coming
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Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save The Broncos’ starting quarterback played a bit and a whit of just beyond a quarter Saturday night and looked a lot more like Paxton Lynch than Peyton Manning, or rather as Russell Wilson and Zach Wilson. He threw short, long, off, outside and away and…
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Woody Paige: Broncos coach Sean Payton pursuing ‘goals and dreams’ with latest version of Broncos
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Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Patrick Sean Payton just went all Ralph Waldo Emerson on the Broncos. Who knew he is emulating a 19th century-type essayist? “We can write down our goals and dreams, and we can recite them, and then you have to live them,” Payton philosophized to the…
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Woody Paige: Woeful Rockies might see a youthful glimmer of hope
Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save The Roxbottoms should schedule a Defeatist Dick Bobblehead Night to commemorate the franchise’s forthcoming 1,400th loss during the 15-season reign of terrible by the co-owner, managing general partner, chairman and permanent chief executive officer. No other Major League Baseball team has anguished through as many…