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Breaking news: Chris arrested for breakfast burrito blasphemy

Updated 1 week ago

Chris Brubaker on Thursday was arrested for blasphemy against breakfast burritos. “Breakfast burritos suck!” Chris reportedly said. Breakfast burritos are the greatest food ever invented, and Chris was thrown in jail for hating on them. Chris argued his arrest was a violation of his first amendment rights, however, first amendment rights did not allow for […]